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We reserve the right to rate‑limit your vibes, throttle your moral compass, and A/B test your attention span.
Welcome to the non‑hype zone where we roast LLM press releases, demo‑driven roadmaps, and that one slide titled "Ethics" with a stock photo of a handshake. If a bot has ever told you to "rephrase your feelings as a bulleted list," this site is for you.
We reserve the right to rate‑limit your vibes, throttle your moral compass, and A/B test your attention span.
We believe in responsible AI: responsibly moving goalposts and responsibly editing the press release until it sounds responsible.
Our code is available under the Do‑Not‑Email‑Me‑For‑Support license. Fork boldly, ship gently, cite your memes.
We’re a tiny band of humans who like building useful things and dunking on unhelpful ones. If you want to contribute satire, code, or a well‑researched takedown, yell into this very official intake form:
Logo usage: paste 🤖 anywhere. Color usage: argue on Slack. Quote us: “We are cautiously pessimistic.”