Terms of Disservice
We reserve the right to rate‑limit your vibes, throttle your moral compass, and A/B test your attention span.
AI will disruptDrink water. Touch grass. Also maybe your job, your inbox, and your sense of reality. everything.
Starting with our patience.
Welcome to the non‑hype zone where we roast LLM press releases, demo‑driven roadmaps, and that one slide titled "Ethics" with a stock photo of a handshake. If a bot has ever told you to "rephrase your feelings as a bulleted list," this site is for you.
Read the Manifesto
Now with 0% blockchain
Ethical‑ish
We believe in responsible AI: responsibly moving goalposts and responsibly editing the press release until it sounds responsible.
Open(ish) Source
Our code is available under the Do‑Not‑Email‑Me‑For‑Support license. Fork boldly, ship gently, cite your memes.
The Manifesto (Short Version)
- Beware of decks where the demo starts on slide 2.
- Any KPI can be improved by deleting the metric.
- Privacy is the friends we made along the way.
- Alignment is when the model agrees with your boss.
- Shiny beats correct nine times out of ten. The tenth is earnings call day.
How to Use This Site
- Send this link when someone says “we’ll fix bias post‑MVP.”
- Add it to your status page between "Investigating" and "Resolved."
- Say it out loud during meetings. Cathartic & clarifying.
- Scroll for catharsis; click for accountability.
Complain to Us (or volunteer as tribute)
We’re a tiny band of humans who like building useful things and dunking on unhelpful ones. If you want to contribute satire, code, or a well‑researched takedown, yell into this very official intake form:
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